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I am alone in the office and feeling insecure. What would make the best self-defense weapon?

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  • I am alone in the office and feeling insecure. What would make the best self-defense weapon?


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Answer #1 | 05/04 2008 09:10
Nothing beats the "letter opener-o'-death"
Answer #2 | 05/04 2008 10:15
Just leave and meet me for a coffee at Starbucks. I don't actually want coffee though. I want a vanilla bean frappacino.
Answer #3 | 05/04 2008 09:24
The Cat is the best self defense weapon, however he's not there. While the Pretzel rod could do the most damage, a pen or letter opening might be your best bet. Screaming like a little girl will only ward them off for a few minutes and they will all be back to stare at you. Of course, by this time, you might get the avoidance treatment, which would be best. The idea is to either look formidable or crazy. Either should work well. Also consider keeping a full cup of coffee in a ceramic mug on your desk, just in case.
Answer #4 | 05/04 2008 10:38
What about a sharpened pencil taped to the end of a ruler?
Answer #5 | 05/04 2008 10:42
I just pictured you sitting there and it makes me smile. You could always google some info on Karate and get your blackbelt online. Haiiiiiyaaaah! (I just karate chopped you, punk)
Answer #6 | 05/04 2008 14:32
What do you mean you're at the office alone? I thought we all had a pact to quit our jobs to focus exclusively on Yahoo!Answers? I haven't bathed in a week. Shoot me now.
Answer #7 | 05/04 2008 11:04
Just be brave and probably nothing will happen...did you lock the door?
Answer #8 | 05/04 2008 11:02
Don't Call IT...it just makes it worse. Your best bet is to hide behind a plant with a yellow sticky note on your forehead that says: Do Not Open Until Christmas...Unless it's Christmas.

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